Its a valid point - I am writing a short letter of complaint at this very moment - goes as follows -
Hey GB
Gonnae gee us a brek and huv a kilt shuvved intae wan a yer paradise pictures. If yae dinnae dae this am gonnae chuck yer pamflets intae the wheelie bin.
p.s. - Whit is aw that 1914 mince on aboot?
English Translation -
Dear Governing Body
Could I please request that a kilt be inserted into one of your paradise pictures. If you do not do this I will have no choice but to throw your literature in the bin.
p.s. - Could someone please explain the 1914 doctrine to me?